I got a new Year Seven class a couple of weeks ago, and they like to ask all sorts of questions because I am new to them.
They asked me if I was married, or if I was a ‘single pringle’. Upon hearing this I burst into laughter, because I had never heard the expression before. They then went on to ask me if I was a single pringle ready to mingle, and now they like to check back in every couple of lessons to see if that is still my status. They like to try and extend the phrase by adding more words that rhyme with single.
Today they verified that I was still single, and then said they know what I need for Christmas.
Nice that 11 year olds think they need to pimp me out.